Consult with Silica: Experts in Silly Solutions

Welcome to Silica Solutions, where we offer expert consultations on the most pressing problems of the 21st century. Our team of highly trained, marginally competent specialists are ready to help you with:

• Overthinking: We'll help you overanalyze every little thing.
• Underthinking: We'll tell you to just wing it.
• Paranoid Planning: We'll help you anticipate every possible apocalypse.
• Procrastination Expertise: We'll teach you how to put off everything until the last minute.

Don't have time to think about it? Let us help you prepare for every possible outcome.