Binary Time Division The art of dividing time into smaller, more manageable chunks, specifically tailored for the expert procrastinator.
Time Surfing is a technique where you ride the waves of productivity, but only for as long as you need to.
Mouse Watching is a technique where you observe the movement of your cursor, pondering the meaning of life as it moves across the screen.
Algorithmic Philosophy is the study of how to optimize your procrastination based on the most efficient algorithms.