We, the brave and the bold, seek to revolutionize the world with the power of the spatula! A tool of the people, by the people, for the people. Or, at the very least, for the people who own a spatula.
Our mission is to bring balance to the universe, one spatula at a time. We reject the tyranny of the non-stick, the mediocrity of the Teflon, and the oppression of the non-stick's replacement, the... well, you get the idea.