Step 1: Identify Your Needs
Do you need sponges for dishpits or sink basins?
Dishpits » Sink Basins »Step 2: Choose Your Sponge
Buyin' Sponges 101
Buyin' Sponges 101
Step 1: Identify Your Needs
Do you need sponges for dishpits or sink basins?
Dishpits »
Sink Basins »
Step 2: Choose Your Sponge
Do you prefer sponges made from the finest imported Korean polyester or the freshest American cotton?
Polyester »
American Cotton »
Step 3: Payin' the Bill
Don't forget to bring your wallet, 'cause we don't take Amex!
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Step 1: Identify Your Needs
Do you need sponges for dishpits or sink basins?
Dishpits » Sink Basins »Step 2: Choose Your Sponge
Do you prefer sponges made from the finest imported Korean polyester or the freshest American cotton?
Polyester » American Cotton »Step 3: Payin' the Bill
Don't forget to bring your wallet, 'cause we don't take Amex!