Are you ready for the apocalypse? Do you have a stockpile of instant noodles? If not, do not panic. This guide is for you.
Start by buying in bulk. Buy 100 packs, then hide them in your closet, under a false bottom, behind a fake rock.
Don't forget the seasoning packets! You'll need those for flavor, and to pretend you're a functioning adult.
Learn more about secret stocking locations.
Choose a location with a reliable source of running water (a pipe, a stream, or your neighbor's toilet).
Bury your ramen stockpile in a hidden compartment, with a sign that says "Trespassers will be fed.
Learn more about building your fortress.
Don't boil it! That's just wasteful. Use your microwave, or a hot stone in the middle of the desert.
Use your seasoning packets sparingly. A dash of salt and a pinch of despair can be just as flavorful as that packet of paprika.
And remember: when the world outside starts to look like the inside, just add more ramen, and a dash of hopelessness.
Learn more about emergency ramen situations.
Join a ramen support group, or start one. Share your stories, your recipes, and your ramen.
Together, you can face the coming apocalypse, one packet at a time.
Stay safe, and stay saucy!