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Isolationist's paradise: where you can find the perfect excuse to avoid human interaction, and still get a decent Wi-Fi signal. Welcome to the Silos of Isolationism, where we've got:

• Underground bunker entertainment
• Forts built with an emphasis on individuality
• Self-improvement through self-isolation
• Secret society of hermits who still have a 6-pack

Silos of Isolationism

A Guide to Not Interacting with Humans (But Still Getting the Basics Covered)

Are you tired of the stresses of society? Do you yearn for a place where you can be alone with your thoughts, and still manage to survive off the grid?

Look no further! Our silos offer a unique blend of:

• Zero human interaction
• Free (but unreliable) Wi-Fi
• Unlimited self-improvement opportunities through solo activities
• Regular deliveries of non-perishable snacks

Sub-Silos:

• Sub-Silos of Self-Discovery: Find yourself, lose yourself, and then get really good at finding yourself again
• Silo Societies of Solipsism: Because who needs friends, anyway?
• Silo Societies of Solitudes: For those who want to be alone in a crowd