Welcome to the most mediocre, uninspiring, utterly bland restaurant in the world! Our kitchen is staffed by the most unenthusiastic cooks in the industry.
Our menu features the following dishes:
Don't forget to try our special of the day: Mystery Meat!
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our Just Plain Boring challenge, where you have to eat a whole plate of plain white rice.
And don't worry, we have a Overpriced Menu that will make you wonder how we stay in business!
Or, just have a Just Plain Confused look at our menu, and wonder what on earth we're serving.
Enjoy your meal!