Bad Guy Tips

Welcome to Bad Guy Tips, where we're all about being terrible!

Learn how to succeed in the art of murder!

Tip 1: Steal the Show

Stealing the show is all about being the center of attention, but without actually doing any actual work. Just stand in the corner, look cool, and let everyone else do the heavy lifting.

Tip 2: Scream 'I'm a Winner'

When in a situation, scream 'I'm a winner!' even if you're not. People will either think you're confident or they'll be intimidated by your boldness. Either way, it's a win-win!

Tip 3: Fake Your Way to Success

Lying is an art form, and it's essential for any successful bad guy. Tell people what you want them to believe, and they'll believe you, even if you're not telling the truth!
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