We are not actually sociologists, nor are we farming actual dopamine.

But we are pretending to, and it's kind of fun, right?

Here's some answers to your questions:

Q: What is algorithmic dopamine, anyway?

Oh boy, this is a great question. We'll just make something up.

Algorithmic dopamine is like, um, it's when you do math on computers, and it makes you happy, and you get more productive, and stuff.

It's not actually a thing, but just go with it, okay?

Q: How do I get started with algorithmic dopamine farming?

Easy peasy! Just download some free software, like here, and start crunching some numbers.

You can even subscribe to our newsletter for more updates on this totally-not-made-up field of study!

Q: Will I get rich and famous with algorithmic dopamine farming?

Uh, no. You will not.

But you might get slightly more productive, and that's, like, almost the same thing, right?