Phoney Theory: The Art of Making Up Scientific Terms

A Discourse on Falsifying Academic Jargon

Welcome to Phoney Theory, where we redefine the boundaries of scientific inquiry and create new, completely fabricated terms to describe the most mundane things.

Subfields of Phoney Theory:

• Quantum Cocktailology - The study of how to make the perfect cocktail while in a state of quantum superposition.
• Social Media Phonics - A new field of study focused on the art of crafting viral tweets.
• Neuro Nonsense - The study of how to make your brain go 'tang.

Research Papers:

• Doctoral Thesis on Sandwiches - A groundbreaking study on the aerodynamics of mayonnaise.
• Thesis on Extreme Pajama Wearing - A study on the social implications of wearing pajamas to the grocery store.

Stay tuned for more updates on our latest, completely fabricated research!