Known Issues
Random Character Generation Glitch
Some characters in the simulator may randomly generate with a face that looks like they're perpetually constipated. This is not a bug, we swear.
Reported by: View More Details
Simulation Time Warp
The simulator has been known to warp time to 1987 on occasion. Don't worry, it's just the universe trying to tell us something.
Reported by: Learn More
Unreliable Narrator
Our narrator has been known to lie about the number of bugs present in the simulator. We're working on it.
Reported by: Read the Fine Print