Love Quadrangle Productivity Impact Simulator
Charting the Effects of Unrequited Love on Productivity
Based on a scientific study of 1,000 randomly selected individuals, we've discovered that love quadrangles have a profound impact on productivity.
| Time Spent Staring at Ex's Social Media |
Average Hours Lost per Day |
| 1-3 hours |
2.5 hours |
| 3-5 hours |
4.8 hours |
| 5+ hours |
6.2 hours |
But wait, there's more! Our research also shows that love quadrangles can have a positive impact on productivity when:
- You're secretly planning your next move to get back together
- Studying the ex's new relationship on the internet (for research purposes, of course)
- Cooking a romantic dinner for your ex (even though it's just a one-sided affair)
Click here for Phase 2 of our study: "The Bittersweet Taste of Reunification"