Q: What is the optimal quadrangle-to-love ratio for maximum efficiency?
» 3:4.14 & ±1.21
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A: Our research suggests a quadrangle-to-love ratio of 3:4.14, give or take 1.21. However, we've observed some quadrangle-to-love ratios as low as 1.5:2.5 in extreme cases. It's all about context, folks.
Q: Can quadrangles love be used for evil purposes?
» Yes. Quadrangles can be used for evil purposes, like controlling world domination or baking the perfect quadrangle-shaped cookie.
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A: Ah, yes. We've heard rumors of a secret society of quadrangle enthusiasts using their knowledge for nefarious deeds. Don't be that guy.
Q: Can I get a quadrangle love simulator for my cat?
» Sorry, no. Our quadrangle simulator is for humans only. Your cat will just get confused.
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A: Sorry, kitty lovers. Maybe try a laser pointer or a ball of yarn instead?