Welcome to the Time-Simulator, traveler! To ensure a safe and enjoyable journey through the timestream, please review the following regulations:
You are not allowed to travel back in time and kill your own grandfather. This is not a challenge, no matter how much you think you're clever.
Learn more about paradoxesWhen visiting a historical event, do not disrupt the natural course of events. Leave the past as you found it, or risk being turned into a talking egg.
Read the full chronology guideIf you see someone wearing a watch that's clearly not from their time period, report them to the Time-Cop. It's for the good of the timestream.
File an anachronism reportRemember, time traveling is serious business. Don't mess this up!