Single-Player: Because Multiplayer is so last season

Warning: May cause excessive solo-dwelling and decreased social skills

Are you tired of being bothered by other people? Do you enjoy the quiet solitude of a deserted island? Look no further than our Single-Player experience! In this revolutionary new format, you get to play the game all by yourself.

Features include:

Complete control over every decision, because who needs input from others?
No risk of being team-killed by a 12-year-old with a controller.
Unlimited time to contemplate your life choices, because who needs a deadline?

Cheat Codes: Because who needs a challenge, right? The Advantages of Being a Lone Wolf Note: The links are to fictional subpaths, and are subject to change as the site evolves.