Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq., Lord of the Wardrobe prophets

Dear Sir, I have been instructed to inform you that the latest dress code is:

Neocolorist: Wear a different colored shirt than everyone else.

Bureaucracy: Arrive at work on time, even if the clock is wrong.

Flumplenook: Use a fork to eat your lunch, even if it's soup.

Failure to comply will result in being sent to the reeducation camp for further instruction.

Yours sincerely,
Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq.