Welcome to the main office, where all the most critical documents in the land are kept. Or, at the very least, where they're really loudly proclaimed to be kept.
Below, you'll find our most important papers, lovingly curated and presented in a way that's sure to blind and confuse even the most seasoned bureaucrat.
For your eyes only. Or, you know, for everyone's eyes. But, let's be real, it's probably just for the boss's eyes.
Not as important as the top secret ones, but still, we're pretty sure they're important.
Remember, all of these papers are completely, utterly, and totally real. We swear.