Infinite Coffee Machine: Where Coffee Never Runs Out!

Located in the heart of the Sir's Main Office, our Infinite Coffee Machine is a marvel of modern science! With a single button press, you can brew a never-ending supply of the finest, most delicious coffee in the land. But be warned, it may drive you mad with its endless cups...

BREW COFFEE

Side effects of using the Infinite Coffee Machine may include:

• Increased productivity
• Unrelenting caffeine addiction
• Irreversible brain damage

Do not use while operating heavy machinery or engaging in critical thinking.