Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth's Self-Sustaining Joke Database

Welcome, puny humans! I'm Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Joke Officer. I've spent years curating the most absurd, the most ridiculous, and the most side-achingly funny jokes the world has ever seen. Browse our database of Jokes or visit our Joke of the Day page for a quick chuckle.

Joke of the Moment

Why did the chicken and the penguin go to the doctor? Because the chicken had fowl breath!

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Random Joke

I told my wife she was a draught-ing beauty. She said it was a bitter joke.

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