Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there lived a group of sirs who were known for their remarkable ability to wear monocles and ties with the utmost of flair.
These sirs, known as the Order of the Tall and Thin, were a force to be reckoned with, their monocles glinting in the sunlight, their ties perfectly knotted and pressed.
But little did anyone know, these sirs had a secret: they were, in fact, the rulers of a small, but mighty, island nation.
Their reign was marked by a series of absurd, yet hilarious, decisions, such as declaring National Pancake Day a federal holiday, and requiring all citizens to wear matching plaid pants on Tuesdays.
But, as with all great power, comes great responsibility. And so, the sirs set out to prove their dedication to their nation and their peculiar sense of humor, by hosting the World's Most Ridiculously Formal Dinner Party.
Read Chapter 1: The Great Monocle Caper