Yard Lawn Chemicals: Because Your Lawn is a Desert

Our Selection of Potent Potables for the Discerning Lawn Enthusiast

1. Lawn-o-matic Fertilizer 5000: Because Your Lawn Deserves to be the Envy of the Neighborhood

A special blend of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium, guaranteed to make your lawn the greenest it's ever been!

2. Weed-o-matic 9000: The Weed Whacker's Best Friend

A powerful formula of Roundup and regret, because you know what they say about a little bit of drama

3. Lawn-Edger 3000: Because Edging is Everything

A precision-crafted formula of weedkiller and disappointment, because who needs a social life?

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Chemicals for the Modern Lawn