Page 4: The thrilling conclusion to Sir's exhaustive review of the most esteemed physical addresses in the land!
Today, we're reviewing the infamous "Castle Keep-It-In-The-Attic" - a medieval abode nestled in the heart of the countryside.
Pros:
- Unbeatable view of the surrounding moat
- State-of-the-art moat-crossing system (includes a rickety old bridge)
- Private dungeon for those pesky relatives
Cons:
- Might be a bit too close to the local castle
- Some might find the constant moat maintenance staff to be a tad... persistent
- Not ideal for those with a fear of heights (or bridges, or droids)
Overall, a solid 8/10. Would recommend to anyone looking for a unique experience, but not for the faint of heart.
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