Never Mind FAQ: Because You Asked

What is the meaning of life 42?

It's a really long story, but basically, it's just a number. Don't worry about it.

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Can I get a refund for the existential dread I've been feeling?

Sorry, no. That's just the price of being alive.

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Is it true that the world is just a simulation?

Maybe. Maybe not. We're still trying to figure it out. But let's be real, it's not like it's going to change anything.

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How do I deal with the crushing ennui of existence?

Eat a cookie. Or two. Or ten. Or a whole batch. We're not here to judge.

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