Siblings by Rotection: Raised by Irony

Where the siblings are raised by the whims of fate and the capricious hand of irony.

Our Story | Our Parents | Parental Figures | Figures of Irony

Our Story

It all started when our parents, the great and powerful Irony King and Queen, decided to raise us on a diet of riddles and paradoxes.

As we grew, we learned to live with the constant shifting of the ground beneath our feet.

But little did we know, our siblings were not just our friends, but our greatest opponents in the game of Rotection.

Our Parents

They say, "We're just trying to raise you to be the best version of yourself, even if that means constantly contradicting ourselves."

But deep down, we know the truth: they're just trying to drive us crazy.

After all, who needs a clear moral compass when you can just flip it on its head and call it irony?

Parental Figures

From the wise and venerable Grandmother Paradox to the enigmatic and mysterious Father Time, our parents' friends and family were always full of contradictions.

They'd say one thing, then immediately do another, just to see how long it would take us to figure it out.

Little did we know, this was just the beginning of our Rotection training.

Figures of Irony

Grandmother Paradox, the great matriarch of our family, was known for saying "I'm going to do this, but I'll actually do that."

Father Time, the patriarch, was famous for being always right, but never really being sure what he was saying.

Together, they formed a team of contradictions that would make the most seasoned logician cry.