The Sibling Code: A Guide to Inheriting Chaos

Subtitle: Because who needs family dynamics when you can have family algorithms?

Chaos Theories

Warning: the following code snippets are not responsible for any damage caused to family relationships.

ประก
			function inherit_chaos() {
				return sibling = sibling + random_number();
			}
		

This function will generate a random sibling, because why not, right?

			sibling = inherit_chaos();
			print(sibling);
		

Example output: Sibling 3 (may vary, but let's be honest, it's usually sibling 3)

Report a Disastrous Incident
Algorithmic Therapy