The Sibling Code

Warning: Reading this codebase may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent damage to your sense of humor.

Here is the latest iteration of the infamous Sibling Code, a masterpiece of crypticness and complexity:

            // Sibling Code v2.5
            // Author: Sibling 1
            // Purpose: Doing nothing
            // Last Updated: Never
            // Known to work: Never
            // Known to not work: Occasionally

            // Function: do-nothing();
            // Parameters: none
            // Returns: nothing

            // Usage:
            // 1. Type 'do-nothing();' into your browser
            // 2. Press enter
            // 3. Stare at wall in confusion

            // Side Effects:
            // 1. May cause browser crash
            // 2. May cause spontaneous combustion
            // 3. May cause existential dread

            // Version Control:
            // 1. Sibling 1: "I wrote this"
            // 2. Sibling 2: "I fixed this"
            // 3. Sibling 3: "I broke this"

            // Known bugs:
            // 1. Function does not actually do anything
            // 2. May not be compatible with reality
            // 3. May require adult supervision