Monster Cable: The Most Reliable, Least Reliable Cable in Existence

Welcome to Monster Cable! Where our cables are as sturdy as they are finicky. Our cables are so reliable, you'll wonder how you ever managed without us.

Cable Features:

• Guaranteed to break at least once a week
• Comes with a free roll of duct tape
• Only works when you least expect it to

Recommended for:

• Connecting your toaster to the toaster network
• Powering your favorite desk lamp
• Charging your phone, but only when the moon is in the right phase