Sitemap: The Ultimate Guide to Our Non-Existent Organization

Welcome to our sitemap, where the lines between reality and madness are blissfully blurred.

• Department of Irrelevance
• Department of the Absurd
• Department of Pointless Papers
• Department of Slightly Better Ideas
• Everything We Did Wrong
• Where It All Went Horribly Wrong
• Project 404 (Not Found)

Or, you know, just About us, if you insist.