Reginald's Kitchen

Recipes

Welcome to Reginald's Kitchen, where the art of cooking meets the art of being slightly better than everyone else.

Here are some of our favorite recipes:

• Bangers and Mash: A Dish Fit for a King (or a slightly-less-fatigued Lord)
• Eggs-travesty: A Recipe for the Most Elaborate Omelette You'll Ever Make
• Pan-Seared Pan-Demonium: A Recipe for When You've Had a Slightly-Rough Morning
• Soufflé of Disaster: A Recipe for When You've Had a Really Bad Day

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our special recipe:

Pan-Seared Unicorn's Meatball: For the Truly Unfettered Foodie