Because you've been warned, but you still won't believe it.
Climate change is real, but don't worry, it's not that big of a deal. I mean, it's not like we're all going to die or anything.
Unless you're a polar bear, in which case, you're already dead.
But seriously, the polar bears are going to be okay, they just have to move to the mountains and live in a cave like they used to.
As for you, well, you can just keep on driving your gas guzzler, because who needs the environment, anyway?
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our Climate Denial Curse and see if it'll change your mind.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can try our Sea Level Rise Solutions page and see if it'll save your beach house.
No promises, though.