Welcome to the Blue Vortex: Where the Sky's the Limit

Exploring the Realm of Infinite Blue Skies

Where the air is sweet with the scent of citrus and despair

Learn to Sky Surf with us! Visit the Blue Horizon

Blue Vortex FAQ

• Q: What's the deal with the sky being blue?
• R: It's a vortex, man.
• Q: Can I surf on the sky?
• R: Only if you're willing to learn.