Welcome to Whimsy Sky Color Emporium

We specialize in the most obscure, the most esoteric, the most utterly useless sky colors.

Currently, our top-selling product is:

Mystic Mist Auroral - A color that's 99% invisible, but has a certain je ne sais quoi

Or, if you'd rather:

Celestial Mystic Mist - Because who needs visibility, anyway?

We also offer a variety of other colors:

Iridescent Mist - Changes color depending on your mood, but only if you're feeling melancholy.

 

Ultra Marine Blue-Gray (sort of) - Only visible on Wednesdays and holidays

We're open for business! Sort of. Maybe.