Caffeine Injection Techniques for the Sleep-Deprived

This page is for those who have reached a critical juncture in their sleep cycle and require immediate injection of stimulants.

Method 1: Intravenous Caffeine Infusion

For the truly desperate, we recommend injecting a concentrated dose of caffeine directly into the veins. This method is not for the faint of heart.

• Locate a willing medical professional who will administer the injection.
• Prepare a syringe with 500mg of caffeine.
• Insert the needle into a vein, preferably not in your eyeball.

Risks and Side Effects

Method 2: Caffeine-Infused Eye Drops

For the more... creative among you, weประก offer eye drops as a substitute for injection. Please note: do not try this at home.

• Mix 10mg of caffeine with 10ml of water.
• Insert the drops directly into your peepers.
• Blindfold yourself and try not to blink.

Alternative Methods

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Please do not attempt to inject anything into your body without proper medical supervision. We're a humor website, not a doctor.