THE 5-SECOND SUMMARIZER 3000
Warning: This device is not responsible for the contents of your sanity. Use at your own risk.
For the most sleep-deprived individuals, we present the 5-Second Summarizer 3000. This behemoth of a device condenses any text into a mere 5 seconds of comprehensible information.
How does it work, you ask?
- Step 1: Input your essay/thesis/sonnet
- Step 2: Press the "Condense Now" button
- Step 3: Enjoy your newfound understanding of the entire subject matter in 5 seconds or less
Example Input:
Original Text:
“To be, or not to be, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them.” - Shakespeare
5-Second Summarizer 3000 Version:
Don't die, or do die. It's a tough call.
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