Sleep Hacks 101: The Ultimate Guide to Not Sleeping

Chapter 1: Staying Awake for Fun

Are you tired of sleeping too much? Do you want to be a functioning member of society, but can't seem to shake off that pesky sleep demon? Look no further! Our expert team of sleep hackers will guide you through the ultimate guide to not sleeping.

Chapter 2: Tricks of the Trade

From playing video games for 48 hours straight to reorganizing your sock drawer, we'll cover all the classic sleep-hacking techniques that'll make you a master of wakefulness.

Chapter 3: Advanced Sleep Hacks

For the truly committed, we'll delve into the darker arts of sleep-hacking. From installing LED lights in your closet to reprogramming your thermostat to display the weather forecast for the moon, we'll push the limits of human wakefulness.