Side Effects of Paradox-Soup Ingestion

Welcome to the paradox-soup side effects documentation! Please be aware that the following effects may be unpredictable and potentially hazardous.

Common Side Effects:

• Time Loops - You may experience repeated instances of déjà vu, but with a twist.
• Identity Crisis - Our research suggests you may start questioning your own sense of self.
• Memory Loss - Don't worry, it's just a minor side effect.

Consult a medical professional or a trusted temporal advisor if you experience any of the following:

• Uncontrollable giggling
• Spontaneous combustion
• Unstable fabric of space-time

We cannot be held responsible for any damages or consequences resulting from paradox-soup ingestion. Use at your own risk!

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