Sleep Hacks: Splintering Techniques

Are you tired of sleeping like a normal person? Do you want to unlock the secrets of true relaxation? Look no further than our sleep hacking guide!

Technique 1: The Pinch Method

Also known as "tapping into the power of pain," this method involves gently pinching the tender flesh between your thumb and index finger to induce a soothing numbness.

Why don't you just sleep?

Technique 2: The Sock Drawer Shuffle

Stir the contents of your sock drawer with reckless abandon, then stare into the swirling vortex of fabric and thread.

Surrealism and the Soul

Technique 3: The Fuzzy Sock of Despair

Find a particularly worn and fuzzy sock, then stare at it until your brain melts like a ripe cheese.

Socks and the Meaning of Life

Socks in Space

Socks and the Sock God

Socks and the Sockpocalypse

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