SleepyTime: The Science of Quantum Sleep

Welcome to the SleepyTime Institute of Quantum Sleep Research, where we're pushing the boundaries of somnolent discovery.

Our team of expert sleep scientists has cracked the code on harnessing the power of quantum mechanics to induce a state of deep relaxation.

But don't just take our word for it – check out our research papers:

• Quantum Sleep Technology
• Sleep Hacking 101
• Quantum Sleep Injection Systems

Or, if you're feeling particularly sleepy, take a look at our SleepyTime Sleep Catalog for a list of our favorite sleep-inducing materials.

			<math>
			//* Quantum Sleep Algorithm *//
			//* 1. Initialize sleep-inducing quantum state //
			//* 2. Harness the power of superposition //
			//* 3. Collapse to a single sleep state //
			//* 4. Repeat as necessary //
			//* </math>