Terms of Service: Subsection 3.2 - Snoozing in Public

According to our completely-not-made-up legal team, "Snoozing in Public" is defined as:

1. Reclining on a park bench for an extended period while simultaneously staring at a phone screen with a mixture of horror and despair
2. Engaging in loud, animated conversation with oneself, usually about the meaning of life, while sitting in a crowded area
3. Using a sleeping mask as a makeshift helmet, thereby blurring the lines between sleep and social interaction

Our lawyers would like to remind you that these are just some examples, and that you are not allowed to do any of these things in public without proper authorization and a valid doctor's note from our team of experts.

Related Policies:

• Sarcastic Remarks in the Workplace (Policy 4.2)
• The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing (Policy 2.1)