Because you could be dreaming of cat memes, but instead you're here on the internet.
Because your cat is plotting against you while you sleep, and it's always better to be awake.
Because you could be missing out on the latest in Late Night TV Shows and their expert advice on how not to sleep.
Because your brain is like a browser with too many tabs open, and sleep is just one more thing to refresh, refresh, refresh.
Because you're not sure if you're a human or a succulent, but sleep is for succulents, right?
Learn more about why you might be having a bad dream
So don't sleep, just mainline some caffeine and get back to your non-sleeping self!