Welcome, fellow sleuths, to the Paranoid Forum Hoppers, where the lines between reality and conspiracy are blissfully blurred.
Our expert team of sleuths has been tracking a particularly intriguing thread on the Theories of Doomsday forum, where users are discussing the impending arrival of a giant, city-destroying meteor.
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