Ironing as Self-Defense: Because Who Needs a Black Belt?

As a sloth, you're already experts in the art of doing nothing. But, let's be real, sometimes you gotta get out of bed for the important stuff. And, by important stuff, I mean ironing.

Tip 1: Master the Art of Procrastination

Don't let the ironing board intimidate you. Instead, focus on the intricacies of folding a fitted sheet. It's all about the angles, baby!

Continue to Tip 2: Ironing with a Twist (a.k.a. The Art of Making Your Opponent Fall Asleep)