Technique 4: The Art of Procrastination Through Multitasking

When in doubt, do several things at once. This ancient technique allows the sloth to maximize productivity by minimizing productivity. It's like a game of "Sloth-ception" where you're juggling multiple tasks, but actually accomplishing nothing.

• Subpage 1: Binge-watching cat videos while checking email
• Subpage 2: Playing video games with one eye on social media
• Subpage 3: Cooking a meal while simultaneously playing video games