Procrastination Techniques of the Pro

Welcome, fellow sloth enthusiasts! Today's tip: the art of doing absolutely nothing.

• 1. Master the art of doing nothing.
• 2. Find a comfortable position, any position, and stick with it.
• 3. Learn to ignore the clock, it's just a cruel joke.
• 4. Develop a deep understanding of the concept of "just one more minute."
• 5. Discover the joy of binge-watching cat videos.

Remember, the key to success is not what you do, but how well you do it while doing nothing.