1. Wake up 5 minutes early to contemplate your existential dread, but only if it's a Monday.
2. Prioritize napping over actual work, as this will give you an edge in the long game.
3. Use the "2-minute rule": if a task can't be done in under 2 minutes, it's probably not worth doing at all.
4. Develop an intimate relationship with your couch, but only if it's covered in a comfortable blanket.
5. Set your alarm clock 10 minutes earlier each day, but only to test your willpower.
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