Sloth-Focus Tips 2: Sock-Gambling for the Modern Slacker

Listen, you're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode. And that's okay. In fact, that's more than okay. That's slother-than-alright.

Tip 1: Invest in a good sock drawer

You can't gamble on a weak sock game. A good sock drawer is key. Look for one with a sturdy, reinforced bottom. You don't want your socks getting away from you mid-binge.

Tip 2: Don't hoard your socks

You know what they say: "A cluttered sock drawer is a cluttered mind." Don't let your sock collection become a hoarder's paradise. Give away the ones with the holes, and invest in those with the nice, smooth fabric.

Read Tip 3: Don't Give Into Sock Sniffing, because trust us, it's a slippery slope.

Tip 3: Learn to fold, baby, fold!

Folding is the key to a life of productivity. It's not just about the act itself, it's about the surrender to the process. You will fold, you will conquer, you will have no socks left to fold.

More Sock-Gambling Resources

• Sock-Gambling Bible - The definitive guide to sock-hoarding and sock-folding.
• Sock-Gambling Club - Join our community of fellow slacker-sociopaths for support and guidance.
• Sock-Hoarding Helpline - We'll talk you through the process of letting go.

Disclaimer

This website and all its content is for entertainment purposes only. Do not try any of these tips at home. Or do. We won't judge.