Step 1: Clear your schedule for the next 72 hours. Your friends, family, and personal hygiene will thank you.
Step 2: Stock up on snacks. You know, the good stuff. Chips, pizza, cookies. All the cookies.
Step 3: Create a playlist. A 12-hour playlist, minimum. Nothing but your favorite shows, movies, and guilty pleasures.
Step 4: Prioritize your viewing schedule based on the most comforting, feel-good content. Think rom-coms, puppy videos, and ASMR.
Step 5: Set your notifications to "Do Not Disturb." You can't be bothered with things like "calls," "texts," and "actual human interaction."
For more expert tips, see Sloth's Advanced Guide to Relaxation
Or, for a more...adventurous approach, see Sloth's Tales of Shame and Regret