The Art of Non-Action: A Sloth-Focus Guide

For those who can't be bothered, but still need some guidance on how to pretend to be productive.

Technique 1: The Art of Staring at the Wall

Stare intensely at a wall for an extended period. The longer, the better. This is a tried-and-true method for achieving a deep sense of emptiness.

More Non-Action Techniques

Technique 2: The Power of Browsing Social Media

Browse social media for hours, comparing your life to others, feeling inadequate, and wondering how they managed to accomplish so much in such a short amount of time.

Dealing with Social Media Syndrome

Technique 3: The Art of Procrastination Theater Sloth-Focus: Non-Action Techniques for the Unmotivated

The Art of Non-Action: A Sloth-Focus Guide

For those who can't be bothered, but still need some guidance on how to pretend to be productive.

Technique 1: The Art of Staring at the Wall

Stare intensely at a wall for an extended period. The longer, the better. This is a tried-and-true method for achieving a deep sense of emptiness.

More Non-Action Techniques

Technique 2: The Power of Browsing Social Media

Browse social media for hours, comparing your life to others, feeling inadequate, and wondering how they managed to accomplish so much in such a short amount of time.

Dealing with Social Media Syndrome

Technique 3: The Art of Procrastination Theater

Create an elaborate fantasy world where you're a renowned expert in a fictional field of study. Spend hours developing an intricate backstory, elaborate character traits, and a grandiose sense of self-importance.

Join the Procrastination Theater Community

Technique 4: The Ancient Art of Daydreaming

Close your eyes, tilt your head back, and let your imagination run wild. Visualize the perfect sandwich, the ideal vacation, or the life-changing novel you'll write someday. The longer, the better.

Schedule Your Daydreaming Appointments

Technique 5: The Science of Snacking

Conduct extensive research on the art of snacking. Study the intricacies of flavor combinations, the physics of crunchiness, and the psychology of snack-induced happiness.

Attend the Snacking Conference