For those who can't be bothered, but still need some guidance on how to pretend to be productive.
Stare intensely at a wall for an extended period. The longer, the better. This is a tried-and-true method for achieving a deep sense of emptiness.
More Non-Action TechniquesBrowse social media for hours, comparing your life to others, feeling inadequate, and wondering how they managed to accomplish so much in such a short amount of time.
Dealing with Social Media SyndromeFor those who can't be bothered, but still need some guidance on how to pretend to be productive.
Stare intensely at a wall for an extended period. The longer, the better. This is a tried-and-true method for achieving a deep sense of emptiness.
More Non-Action TechniquesBrowse social media for hours, comparing your life to others, feeling inadequate, and wondering how they managed to accomplish so much in such a short amount of time.
Dealing with Social Media SyndromeCreate an elaborate fantasy world where you're a renowned expert in a fictional field of study. Spend hours developing an intricate backstory, elaborate character traits, and a grandiose sense of self-importance.
Join the Procrastination Theater CommunityClose your eyes, tilt your head back, and let your imagination run wild. Visualize the perfect sandwich, the ideal vacation, or the life-changing novel you'll write someday. The longer, the better.
Schedule Your Daydreaming AppointmentsConduct extensive research on the art of snacking. Study the intricacies of flavor combinations, the physics of crunchiness, and the psychology of snack-induced happiness.
Attend the Snacking Conference