Technique #3: Mastering the art of doing nothing

Step 1: Set the timer for 10 minutes, but actually do nothing for 10 hours

Step 2: Find the perfect spot to park your couch in front of the fridge

Step 3: Convince yourself that you're not lazy, you're just conserving energy

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you've achieved optimal sloth levels

Subpage 1: Advanced techniques

Learn advanced techniques for doing absolutely nothing

Subpage 2: Real-world applications

See how sloth focus can be applied to everyday life, like watching cat videos on the internet