Nap Schedule for the Disciplined Sloth

Wake up, you sleepy sloth! Here are some napping schedules tailored just for you:

Monday

9:00 AM: Wake up, stretch, and demand breakfast in bed
11:00 AM: Take a 30-minute nap
3:00 PM: Snack time! Eat something, anything, just don't get up
5:00 PM: Nap again, but this time with a book or a cat
8:00 PM: Dinner in bed? Why not?!

Don't forget to set your alarm clock for the next day, or just sleep through it like a pro!

Want more tips? Check out Meditation for Advanced Sloths or Decluttering Your Couch for a Clearer Mind.